April222014
Don’t count your well behaved chicks before they hatch.

Don’t count your well behaved chicks before they hatch.

April102014
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs are the gateway breakfast item to three cups of coffee.NO! YOU CAN’T STOP SHAKING.I CAN FEEL MY FINGERNAILS GROWING!

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs are the gateway breakfast item to three cups of coffee.

NO! YOU CAN’T STOP SHAKING.
I CAN FEEL MY FINGERNAILS GROWING!

April72014
See, that’s the problem with parents; they’re always one step ahead of you.

See, that’s the problem with parents; they’re always one step ahead of you.

April12014
The only ‘special school’ you’re destined for is art school because you are a creative genius with a knack for storytelling.

The only ‘special school’ you’re destined for is art school because you are a creative genius with a knack for storytelling.

March172014
You always forget about the snow dance you made up and also the collection of things to be made into sacrifices to appease the snow gods.

You always forget about the snow dance you made up and also the collection of things to be made into sacrifices to appease the snow gods.

March42014
You effortlessly demonstrate the flaws in American Media but they do nothing to fix it because if it’s broken but no one notices don’t fix it, right?

You effortlessly demonstrate the flaws in American Media but they do nothing to fix it because if it’s broken but no one notices don’t fix it, right?

February272014
But what if your best friend is a tiger and they’re asleep but you wana play and you’re soooo bored and you just wana RUN AROUND?

But what if your best friend is a tiger and they’re asleep but you wana play and you’re soooo bored and you just wana RUN AROUND?

11AM
Calvin And Hobbes Problems turned 1 today!

Damn, guys, we did it.

Calvin And Hobbes Problems turned 1 today!

Damn, guys, we did it.

(Source: assets)

February182014
Dear followers,There are now well over 1,000 of you and that makes me feel very happy and accomplished and all around great. You lovely darlings are lovely and thank you for following because Calvin and Hobbes is realllly important to me (and you all I assume) and it’s great to know it still matters to other people too. Thank you, all.
Sincerely,Jay(CalvinandHobbesProbs.tumblr.com moderator)

Dear followers,

There are now well over 1,000 of you and that makes me feel very happy and accomplished and all around great. You lovely darlings are lovely and thank you for following because Calvin and Hobbes is realllly important to me (and you all I assume) and it’s great to know it still matters to other people too. Thank you, all.

Sincerely,
Jay
(CalvinandHobbesProbs.tumblr.com moderator)

4PM
That goes for ‘we’ll love you no matter what” too.

That goes for ‘we’ll love you no matter what” too.

February72014
Set the trap, lure the prey in, victory (not complete victory).

Set the trap, lure the prey in, victory (not complete victory).

January142014
January102014

Sorry for the lack of activity, folks!
The website I work for is relaunching on the 15th and I’ve been stuck doing content migration and their blog.

But I’ll be back as soon as we’re done! You guys are great!

January52014
You are very familiar with the ugly truth behind hill-based winter sports.



Sorry for the unannounced recess.~*~*~W1nt3R Happ3n3d~*~*~

You are very familiar with the ugly truth behind hill-based winter sports.

Sorry for the unannounced recess.
~*~*~W1nt3R Happ3n3d~*~*~

7PM
Literally anywhere under the dirt! Especially if you define treasure as worms!

Literally anywhere under the dirt! Especially if you define treasure as worms!

(Source: proper-superhero-shit)

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