July282014
Underage drinking kills. Party with best friends and slices of toast. 
Crunch crunch crunch.

Underage drinking kills. Party with best friends and slices of toast. 

Crunch crunch crunch.

July232014
All things considered it’s probably for the best that she never got around to developing that. The evidence on that could have been too much for her to handle, she coulda gone crazy and ended up like your Aunt Judith from Des Moines after she took the picture of that UFO. Sometimes around Christmas you think about visiting aunt Judy, but the hospital smells weird and it makes you sad so you just send another card from CVS or Walgreens because it’s the least you can do.

All things considered it’s probably for the best that she never got around to developing that. The evidence on that could have been too much for her to handle, she coulda gone crazy and ended up like your Aunt Judith from Des Moines after she took the picture of that UFO. Sometimes around Christmas you think about visiting aunt Judy, but the hospital smells weird and it makes you sad so you just send another card from CVS or Walgreens because it’s the least you can do.

July222014
Oh wow. That’s beauty.

Oh wow. That’s beauty.

July202014
Can you blame Suzy? Was all that really worth repeating to her mother? The answer is no.

Can you blame Suzy? Was all that really worth repeating to her mother? The answer is no.

11AM

fire-dad:

Lifehack: If anyone ever tries to make you feel like shit for being enthusiastic about anything or being generally stoked; head butt them.

(via wolf-dad)

July82014
The family that screams at each other at the dinner table will either stay together or will crash and burn in a violent double murder suicide. It’s really a question of communication.

The family that screams at each other at the dinner table will either stay together or will crash and burn in a violent double murder suicide. It’s really a question of communication.

June292014
June132014
“Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy.” Thomas Hobbes (via mycolorbook)

Classic Hobbes.

(via howitzerliterarysociety)

3PM
It’s hard to look on the bright-side when you’re stuck in black-hole of unfortunate consequences of a thing that you were certain would work out when you decided to do the thing. Oh well.

It’s hard to look on the bright-side when you’re stuck in black-hole of unfortunate consequences of a thing that you were certain would work out when you decided to do the thing. Oh well.

June22014
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU NSA, ILLUMINATI, NWO, OPRAH, BONO, OR JASON BATEMAN. I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. 

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU NSA, ILLUMINATI, NWO, OPRAH, BONO, OR JASON BATEMAN. I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. 

May302014
Life without tv: Asparagus and homework? Heck yeah!
Life with tv: WHERE IS THAT DAMN REMOTE?

Life without tv: Asparagus and homework? Heck yeah!

Life with tv: WHERE IS THAT DAMN REMOTE?

May292014

Weird question…

Got a weird question for you guys from twitter:
"Is there any slash-fic based on Calvin peeing on/into things"

Sorry and/or thank you

2PM

If you guys haven’t seen/heard about this yet you should watch it ASAP.

A wonderful look at the reclusive artist and author behind Calvin and Hobbes.

May282014

obaby91 said: Your return would be greatly welcomed.

if this is an old ask, i’m sorry for being a shitty father but if this is new i’m still sorry for being a shitty father

1PM
The waking/sleeping life of a domestic tiger is something that should not be belittled, I mean, look at that day full of activities.

The waking/sleeping life of a domestic tiger is something that should not be belittled, I mean, look at that day full of activities.

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